macministat.us The world's worst datacenter
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Current Status by Service

Uptime calculated over the last 90 days · single-node, single-region

us-desk-drawer-1 — 6 services

Incident History

All timestamps UTC · retention: as long as the operator remembers
Showing 4 of 1,208 incidents. Older incidents were lost when the host was power-cycled.

Infrastructure Audit

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Rate your datacenter.

Answer five questions about where your coding agents actually run. You'll get a certified SLA grade, an annualized downtime figure, and a compliance certificate you can show to nobody in particular.

QUESTION 1 / 5

Press 1–4 to answer
Migration path

Your agents deserve a real runtime.

us-desk-drawer-1 was never a datacenter. It's a Mac mini in a desk drawer, one unswitched wall outlet, and a human scheduler who goes to lunch. Fabriqa runs your coding agents in isolated cloud sandboxes that don't care about any of that.

Capability
us-desk-drawer-1 (your Mac mini)
Fabriqa cloud agents
Uptime
Ends when the power doesNo UPS, no battery, no warning
Runs until the job is doneYour mini is just a client
Parallel agents
3, then the fan winsThrottles at ~92°C in a drawer
As many as you queueEach in its own sandbox
Isolation
Your SSH keys and ~/Blast radius: your whole life
Disposable environmentsBlast radius: one container
Recovery
You, eventuallyMean time to notice: 6h 20m
Automatic retries + logsMean time to notice: 0m
Home network
Is the whole networkRouter reboot = total outage
Is just your view of itReconnect, work is still there

Migrate out of us-desk-drawer-1

Fabriqa cloud agents aren't released yet. Join the early-access list and we'll email you once — when they're ready.

Fabriqa target SLA
99.9%

Roughly 8h 45m of downtime per year, versus the 207 days your desk drawer is currently posting.

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